frequently asked questions

We all hate answering the exact same question over and over again. Hence, being the intelligent souls we are, we have created a FAQ page. If you still have questions after reading this page, send an email to cg@hamilton.edu.

Am I Eligible to join?
What games do you play?
Why can’t I play my game over the internet? I seem to lag out.
Who made you god?
Where can I “acquire” some video games?
What’s a handle?
What’s a noob?
Where’s the server?
How do I subscribe/unsubscribe from the mailing list?


Am I Eligible to join?

If you are a member of the Hamilton College Community, then you are automatically eligible for membership. If not, you may still become a member by contacting us. You may, member of the CGC or not, join our forums.


What games do you play?

Depends on the day. CounterStike’s always a favorite. Soulblighterii likes Myth II.


Why can’t I play my game over the internet? I seem to lag out.

We are currently working with ITS to acquire bandwidth shaped ideally for computer gaming. CounterStrike is already set up; however, bandwidth has yet to be worked out for most online games- stay tuned.


Who made you god?

I wrote the constitution. It says I’m God.


Where can I “acquire” some video games?

Amazon.com, EB games, or any other online or local reseller. If our budget allows it, we maybe subsidize the purchase of bulk games for distribution. Rugby players need equipment to play, as do we. We do NOT support any illegal software trading- so stop asking.


What’s a handle?

What you call yourself in game, like a pilot or trucker’s call sign or code name. Some are creative and reflect some interesting aspect about the person’s real identity. Some just like to use profanity. Some choose to remain anonymous. Some are stupid enough to keep reading this- if so, you are a noob. Another thing to remember, a handle is also bottle of alcohol ... mmm vodka.

For those geeky enough to have taken Rick Decker's wonderfully applied course *snickers greatly*, CS 210 Applied Theory, you would also of course remember that a handle is "a grammar string ø that appears on the right of any production rule X -> ø used in a derivation."

What’s a noob?

Newb, n00b, nub, nubby, nubbers, newbie, neophyte, Pucko, chick, scrub, scrublets, green. Lube up and get ready to have your butt kicked.


Where’s the server?

What server?


How do I subscribe/unsubscribe from the mailing list?

Visit http://listserv.hamilton.edu. If you don't already have a listserv password, you can create one here. Then, with the password in hand, login to the subscribers corner and modify your preferences to reflect the changes you want.


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